The Myth of the Smithsonian Archaeological Conspiracy

I’ve directed readers to Jason Colavito’s blog many times before, but I don’t believe I’ve included this specific essay: How David Childress Created the Myth of a Smithsonian Archaeological Conspiracy.

Jason makes a good case for the modern origin of this oft-repeated point of conspiracist dogma. I’m not claiming (and neither would Jason, I presume) that Childress is the explanation for every thread along these lines, but it seems pretty clear he’s a major fountainhead.

Adam’s Body Discovered in Noah’s Ark Which Was Discovered Decades Ago

And you missed it.  Me, too.

This steaming pile of paleobabble reads exactly like the classic “I had proof of aliens but the government came and took it away” stories that are ubiquitous on the web.  This is another Aaarrrgghhhh! Award nominee. (I’ll have to get around to judging those soon).

The “beauty” of this sort of story is that it is both completely unverifiable and completely unfalsifiable. No one except those who put out the story have names. What a piece of research!  What heroic whistleblowers! Proof, please.

I’m betting the Smithsonian moved Adam’s body to AREA 51.  Elvis is night security there.

Just remember: sanctified illogic and chicanery is still illogic and chicanery.